Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January yakeo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In March I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In April I gave poinktferret a kidney (1000 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Friday I bought porn for savetheinternet (-10 points). Overall, I've been nice (1634 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven! Sincerely, zalno

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YES! I finally figured out how to work this damn thing! *final fantasy victory music starts playing* In unrelated news, I'm not wearing any pants, film at 11.